Diamonds

I don't think I'm getting my recommended daily allowance of diamonds. I've just been in a (not very exciting) practice meeting which was held in the patient's waiting room, and on the cover of an old "Happy" magazine, I saw the headline "Win a year's supply of diamonds!" Intrigued to know how much a year's supply of diamonds actually was, I looked inside and found that it was £1600 worth. I'm definitely not getting enough of them. I had better see somebody about it quickly otherwise I may develop chronic softness and lack of sparkle due to my diamond deficiency. However, on reflection, maybe I will postpone my official complaint until everyone in the world has their recommended daily allowance of food.